Game KNB?

as i was surfing the net, i saw a compilation of Game KNB? bloopers and decided to go through it...it sure gave me a good laugh....

here's a sample...

Game KNB?


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Q: Yes or no: Sa history, and attack on Pearl Harbor ay naganap ba sa Pearl Farm ng Davao?

A: No

Q: Saan? Sa'n ang Pearl Harbor?

A: Philippines... Ay, Manila?


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Q: Ano ang humihila o nagpapaandar ng sasakyang rickshaw?

A: Friction? (Scientific siya, in fairness!)

Correct answer: Tao :-)

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Q: Sa food, aling bahagi ng baboy ang karaniwang sangkap ng tokwa't baboy?

A: Laman? (Sus, napaka-general mo naman, kapatid!)

Correct answer: Tenga

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Q: Kumpletuhin ang poetic line ni William Ernest Henley na "Invictus": I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my _____________."

(Contestant swipes before choices)

A: Ship? (Di kasi makahintay!)

Correct answer: Soul

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Q: Ang 5 countries na ang pangalan ay isang syllable lamang:

A: Ghana, Quebec, Japan... Tokyo (Hmmm... tig-2 syllables yon a! And Quebec and Tokyo are not even countries.)

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Q: Sa food, ano ang tawag natin sa 'ground pork roll'...

(Contestant swipes before choices)

A: Shawarma?

Correct answer: embutido

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Q: Sa income tax, ano ang ibig sabihin ng initials na TIN?

A: Tax Income Number? (Nag-imbento ba!)

Correct answer: Taxpayer Identification Number

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Q: Kung ang isang tao ay salbahe at walang kinatatakutan, sinasabi na "halang ang kanyang __________."

A: Maton! Ay, halang ang kaluluwa!

Correct answer: Bituka

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Q: Sa mga inumin, ano sa Tagalog ang "gelatin with tapioca pearls"?

A: Ahm... sandali...

Kris: Hindi puede'ng sandali dito...

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Q: Sa 2000 movie na 'Coyote Ugly', ang Coyote Ugly ay pangalan ng isang: A: babae...

(contestant swipes)

A: Ahm... babae?

Kris: Wrong, the rest can steal!

(contestant swipes)

A: Lalaki?

(Kris rolls her eyes. Understandable naman diba?)

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Q: Sa Pinoy idioms, ano ang sinasabing namuti sa taong matagal nang naghihintay?

(contestant swipes)

A: Uwak?

(This time hindi lang nag-roll ng eyes si Kris. Tumawa na talaga.)

Correct answer: Mata

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Q: Yes or no: Sa grammar, ang plural ba ng appendix ay appendicitis?

A: Yes?

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Q: Bukod sa saging, anong prutas pa ang karaniwang nilalagay sa turon?

A: Ahm... bu... cassava? (Prutas ba yon?)

Kris: (laughs) I have never tried cassava turon in my entire life! And she was about to say buko as well! ... Are you okay? Correct answer is langka.

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Kris (interviewing): Si ______, married, pero sales secretary. Ano 'yon?

Contestant: Ahm... the secretary of sales?

Kris: (looks bewildered).

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Q: Sa fairy tale at sa film, ano ang trabaho ng Seven Dwarfs ni Snow White...

(contestant swipes before choices)

A: Katulong ni Snow White? (Laughter from the audience)

Kris: Ulit?

A: Katulong ni Snow White? (At inulit nga!)

Kris: Katulong ni Snow White. Ang layo. The choices would have been farmers, dressmakers, o miners. Correct answer: Miners.

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Q: Sa putaheng pinaupong manok, saan nakaupo ang manok....

(contestant swipes)

A: Sa plato?

(Hindi kinaya ni Kris): The choices would have been paminta, asin or uling. Correct answer: Asin. Why not? Totoo naman sine-serve sa plato...

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Q: Sa Pinoy showbiz, si Inday Badiday and tinawag na The Queen of __________.

(contestant swipes before choices)

A: (with conviction) She is the Queen of Talk!

Kris: No, she's not (Si Kris nga naman ang Queen of Talk, Sir).

(another contestant swipes before choices)

A: Queen of talk show?

Correct answer: Queen of Intrigues.

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Q: Anong singing group ang nagpasikat ng kantang "Sasakyan Kita" na composed ni Lito Camo?

A: Masculados? (Haha! Tunog babae na pala ang mga Masculados!)

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Q: Anong Arctic sea animal ang may tusk? A: Sea Lion; B: Manatee...

(contestant swipes)

A: Platypus (Maryosep, kailan ito tinubuan ng tusk?)

Correct answer: C: Walrus

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Q: Ayon sa '70s hit ng Bread, who "draws the crowd and plays so loud"?

(contestant swipes before choices)

A: Aubrey? (Huh?)

Kris: The choices: A: The Drummer, B: The Rocker, C: The Guitar Man. Correct answer: The Guitar Man

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Q: Sa mga inumin, anong cocktail ang tawag din sa tao na 'living dead'?

A: Mummy?

Kris: May inumin bang Mummy?

Correct answer: Zombie

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Q: Sa food, ano sa Tagalog ang 'bitter melon with beef'?

A1: Ampalaya?

Kris: Dagdagan mo.

(buzzer)

Kris: The rest can steal

A2: Ampalaya na may baka (at siya mismo ay natawa sa sagot niya).

Correct answer: Ampalaya con carne

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Q: Kumpletuhin ang classic line sa pelikulang 'Jerry Maguire': "You had me at ______________."

(contestant swipes before choices)

A: At pointblank? (Huh?)

Correct answer: Hello

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Q: Yes or no: Sa Australian city ng Sydney, and Opera House ay bahay ba para sa mga pasyenteng ooperahan?

A: Bahay? (Whoa).

Correct answer: No

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Q: Anong ballgame and mabubuo 'pag pinagsama ang mga nickname ng dalawang Philippine senators na dating military officers?

A: Basketball?

Kris: Meron ba tayong senator na Basket ang nickname at meron bang Ball? You're wrong! The others can steal!

A: Volleyball?

Correct answer: Pingpong (Ping Lacson and Pong Biazon)

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grabeh...sobrang nakakatuwa talaga manood ng mga game shows...for more funny moments...visit this site

memory lane....

had quite a busy day yesterday but despite the long list of things i needed to accomplish, we still had fun recalling the TV shows we loved to watch when we were younger...(because we still are young!)

check out the blog entry of azzurri entitled "childhood faves".

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